Young gay virgin obsessed with obscure harsh noise
And his adventures in Greenwich Village.
Fly DJ puttin' on the moves
We took a long walk back to my spot, taking breaks to drunkenly make out along the way.
Sex adventures in nitrous oxide
Every time she hi-fived me, I’d slap her.
Lesbian in punk band actually only listens to shitty pop
Except when she's in a break-up.
Introducing Musical Chairs
Our new anonymous column about dating, love, and sex in the music scene.