Dear SXSW, thanks for the memories. I'm done with you.
I came, I saw, I'm fucking done.
Common Grackle: Good songs for people who like car commercials
Beep beep motherfucker
If we all crucified Wavves…
…Would anyone care?
Secret Cities make me and Brian Wilson proud
Fuck all "textured indie rock"; this is the real deal.
On Hipster Puppies and MGMT's Congratulations
A two-parter investigating shitty books and shittier debates.
The Shape of Punk to Come sucks
Your favorite album is at best a really good nu-metal album that you will defend to the death because you're a sentimental bastard.