Things 90s Kids Realize
Looking back on our television habits with a fresh eye.
66 Indie Band Names Taken From Feb. 5th’s New York Times
Give your new project the topical moniker it needs to be relevant.
Would you date this domain name?
A thoughtful analysis of personality traits based on one's internet home.
Post-Break Up Blog Post Titles
A finely crafted and aged selection.
I Will Never Sing Aloud My Favorite Song Of 2011
Is it the bad words?
A Speculative List Of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems
Christmas Music, Do Your Worst
All Jesus songs, all the time.
We need more political arguments on Facebook
Go out there, get your circular arguments nice and round.
6 reasons you should have sex on the first date
Reasons: plentiful. Reasons not to: insignificant.
Having sex while living back home with your parents
You’ll spend a lot of time in hotels.
Questions white people have asked me
“So then what color are your nipples?”
Reasons why I'm going to have sex with you
I’m going to have sex with you because I love you.
Girl I work with, you’re not allowed to listen to “Gucci Gucci” anymore
You’re addicted, I get it.
Why no one is getting laid
My brain: 1. My penis: 0.
The time a boy pretended to have Lyme Disease to avoid hooking up with me
It causes me to have severe body aches.