Unstick the paper bag, untangle the bow ribbons, there's a duck bird printed on that there next layer of waxy paper, with a coffee ring stain (purposefully?) splayed across the surface. This is before you unwrap your present, which you might still be hoping will consist of more handmade charms, but it's a cardboard/plastic interior jewel case inside.
And inside the jewel case? Less into that, but it does a good job at faithful, unobtrusive folk rock with tracks that spoon from the simmering blood battle that didn't actually happen a few years back between The Decemberists and Ryan Adams. The alt-to-dad rock sets should get their bow-untying fingers ready. Not too much schmaltz, either. Quote: “It isn't anything to blog about.” But that duck bird is awesome, dude!