Alabama's Satan's Youth Ministers need to start writing songs with HBO's True Blood in mind. The band wouldn't even need a name change. It could be an episode where Anna Paquin's busted grill and her vamp boyfriend road trip to Alabama to see a vampire garage band in a vamp bar. We'd watch it.
Until that pipe dream manifests, we will settle for songs that sound like The Animals on uppers, even if “Xanax Love” is about an adoration for the subduers. We admire the contrast.
Be on the look out for Satan's Youth Ministers split 7″ with Lil Daggers.