Yesterday a napkin announced that Death Grips had broken up, much to the surprise of the one or two people who had yet to realize they’ve canceled more shows than they’ve actually played since the first time we saw them way back in 2011. Art? Performance art? Punk? Whatever their reason, they’ve left a hole in the pocket of many a would-be concert goer. How much you ask? Well, that’s what we’re here to find out now, isn’t it?
Thanks to this handy calculator, now you can figure out exactly how much money you’ve lost* on Death Grips tickets. Below is a list of all the shows they’ve bailed on, with the coinciding ticket price. Once you’ve calculated your net losses, let us know in the comment section. Bonus points for anyone who writes the answer on a napkin and instagrams it to us.
Canceled Death Grips shows:
Osheaga 2013 ($250)
Lollapalooza 2013 ($100 for single day, $250 for festival)
Lollapalooza aftershow at Bottom Lounge 2013 ($18)
Fun Fun Fun 2013 ($195)
New York Bowery Ballroom 2013 ($20)
Boston 2013 ($15)
Pitchfork 2014 ($60 for single day, $180 for festival)
FYF 2014 ($169)
Fun Fun Fun 2014 ($195)
Lollapalooza 2014 ($250)
NIN tour 2014 (Average ticket price: $75), dates as follows:
07-19 Las Vegas, NV – Planet Hollywood
07-21 Morrison, CO – Red Rocks Ampitheatre
07-24 Tinley Park, IL – First Midwest Bank Ampitheatre
07-26 Clarkston, MI – DTE Energy Music Theatre
07-27 Toronto, Ontario – Molson Canadian Ampitheatre
07-29 Mansfield, MA – XFINITY Center
07-3o Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
08-01 Wantagh, NY – Nikon at Jones Beach Theatre
08-02 Holmdel, NJ – PNC Bank Arts Center
08-04 Bristow, VA – Jiffy Lube Live
08-05 Virginia Beach, VA – Farm Bureau Live at Virginia Beach
08-07 Charlotte, NC – PNC Music Pavillion
08-08 Atlanta, GA – Aaron’s Ampitheater at Lakewood
08-10 West Palm Beach, FL – Cruzan Ampitheatre
08-11 Tampa, FL – MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Ampitheatre
08-14 Austin, TX – Austin360 Ampitheater
08-16 Woodlands, TX – Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavillion
08-17 Dallas, TX – Gexa Energy Pavillion
08-19 Albuquerque, NM – Isleta Ampitheater
08-21 Chula Vista, CA – Sleep Train Ampitheatre
08-22 Irvine, CA – Verizon Wireless Ampitheatre
08-24 Mountain View, CA – Shoreline Ampitheater
08-25 Hollywood, CA – Hollywood Bowl
*Ticket prices are listed in face value only, and festivals are listed at full price unless noted. None of these prices include “convenience” fees.