Often the “averageness” of our Eh… column is lost due to absurdity. How many fucking times can Morrissey continue to screw over his fans and promotors by canceling shows for petty discrepancies like the rumor of cured meat within 30 feet of his body, only to book a new tour months later? Is this absurdity or has it become the average month in 2014? What privileged white debutante will hire twerking ethnic back up dancers for her music video next? Who deserves to have their punk legacy revoked for penning insensitive tirades of clickbait? There’s a treasure trove of poor decisions to poke fun and scrutinize…
…and it’s painful to think this is average.
