This designer collaboration thing has officially gone too far. Last week, the unholy matrimony between subversive label Grey Ant and hippie hiking brand Teva was revealed. Exclusively
premiered at New High (M)art, the spawn –a four-inched, limited edition Velcro-closured
stiletto– is expressly not recommended for outdoor activities such as “actual gardening, hiking, mountain climbing or Phish concerts.”
Apparently, nor are they appropriate for public wearing.