Deep in the bowels of NME lies a studio where they harbor young American lads to do their bidding. Which, of course, consists of choosing a song by one of the three bands every Englishman longs to be—Oasis, Blur, or the Beatles—and playing it for their corporate CEO's while they dine on the world's finest toasts and beans. Under the scrutinizing eye of a monocled Winston Churchill painting, all of Speedy Ortiz complies with the request in order to gain freedom from the caverns and once again feel the beautiful,
sunny grey skies of England on their skin. Will they be allowed to leave the basement? Watch for youself to find out.