What you can't eat at Morrissey's LA show

Dayna Evans

morrissey eating grapes

In a landmark move denied even to the great Sir Paul McCartney, The Staples Center in Los Angeles has agreed to serve only vegetarian food at Morrissey's March 1 concert there. As Moz's first show back after canceling a host of shows due to Barrett's Esophagus and a bleeding ulcer (because, sure, why not), this is a big win for the vegatarian singer. Not only will McDonald's be entirely closed to the public, but if you were craving a Tailgate on a Plate Dog from Extreme Loaded Dogs, or a Hand Carved Hot Turkey Sandwich with Cranberry Aioli from the Budweiser Pub Whistlestop, you better fill up before you get to the venue. In addition to those, think twice before trying to order any of the following:

Staples Staples (actual name):
Skyscraper Dog
Downtown Dog
Spicy Italian Sausage
Baja Sausage

Outtakes
Turkey Pastrami Combo
Smoked Turkey Spinach Wrap Combo
Tuna Nicoise Salad
Tuna Salad Sandwich with Pasta Salad

California Pizza Kitchen
Original BBQ Chicken Pizza
Pepperoni Pizza
Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
CPK Signature BBQ Chicken Chopped Salad

Extreme Loaded Dogs
Deli Dog
Frito Pie Dog
Taco Dog
Big Kid Dog
Nach – YO – Dog

Beyond the Whistle Stop
Turkey Sandwich
Pastrami Sandwich

Cucina Italian Specialities
House-made Meatballs
Chicken Alfredo
Italian Sausage

Tap Haus
Bratwurst

Chef J's
Fork & Knife Chili Dog
Thai Chile Burger
L. A. Cheese Steak
Chicken and Waffles
Chicken Tenders
Turkey BLT

Shock Top Lounge
Sushi Bonzai Plate
Sunset Platter
Crunchy Dragon Roll
Golden Chicken Tenders

But feel free to stuff your face with all the zebra popcorn and Bud Light you can get your hands on. Meat is murder.

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