We just hope our sources are better than those people who bought stock in MSG thinking 'Bron 'Bron was coming to the Knicks.
Actually, no one told us, we're just making an educated guess that Thee Oh Sees and Golden Triangle are the surprise guests on this Bed Stuy Bikini Bash show. As you can see by the flyer, Frankie Rose and The Outs are also playing. To be fair, it doesn't take a genius to assume the two secret guests — who will be announced the day of the show — are probably the two bands playing the South Street Seaport the night before.
Either way, watching Thee Oh Sees while people in bathing suits rub up against you sounds awesome. It doesn't matter that a bikini bash in Bed Stuy at night without a pool makes almost no sense.
