Cash Money was kind enough to send along a private dispatch detailing the shit on Weezy's roster for today, as he's ushered back into a rainy New York.
The 10 things Lil Wayne will do first out of prison
10 Sex with a woman.
09 Admit to joining Oprah's book club back in June.
08 Individual order of wings, family size syrup bucket.
07 Convert to Islam, now he's Jamar Al Jeezy, preachin' against the white devils.
06 Announce a prison hardship mixtape. Lead single: “Soap Suds”.
05 Horrified about all the nice things he said about you in prison, taking it back.
04 Fulfill dream of performing at the halftime show of Wimbledon after petitioning for a half-time in tennis.
03 Have sex with a woman.
02 Fire some semi-automatics from the safety of his tour bus.
01 Pop champagne, bang models, pause to think about what he's learned from prison, pop champagne, have sex with women.
