Ariel Pink, “Only in My Dreams”

In a series of montages, we see Ariel Pink – no sunglasses – get thrown out of one woman's house and then find a series of other blondes and brunettes to decorate his ego with. Even when he's playing, he's trying to attract the scent of a woman. The blandness of this song will probably help him finally attain the world's sorority sisters and beyond, and help his dreams become reality. Good luck, fair prince!