Watch: John Webster Johns spooks me out. . .

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. . .in an alright way.

[Above: Not actually John Webster Johns.]

I'm not so sure about this John Webster Johns guy, he seems like he might be a little off his rocker. Watching this video makes me think he could have been that kid who sat in class giving names to his collection of pencils and sniffing Elmers glue, but while we thought he was creepy and going nowhere but his mom's basement, he was actually a genius who would morph into this.