It wasn't easy choosing our Facebook wooers, especially when we had so many false suitors.
Krisha Mendoza, you almost had us at “i didn't like you until this morning”:
In the end, though, we opted for men writing us poetry:
And girls ready to tie the knot in exchange for AA Bondy through let's say Man Man:
So, congrats to Emily and Adam. Say hi to Sleep for us.
The contest info is no longer relevant, but who could delete such lovely prose:
We are psyched as fuck to offer you two tickets to Fuck Yeah Fest, the monumental LA party going down over Labor Day Weekend at Los Angeles' State Historic Park.
Wait, it's not called Fuck Yeah anymore? Just FYF? Ok, well we still have two pairs of tickets, meaning two lucky winners will get to bring their bros, beaus, lady friends and dogs dressed like humans to the party, which includes sets from Panda Bear, Sleep, The Rapture, Thee Oh Sees, Ariel Pink, Cold Cave, !!!, and a fuck ton more!
All you have to do is “like” us on Facebook and really mean it. In order to prove that you really mean it, you need to leave us a comment on our Facebook page telling us how much you like us. We will handpick the two of you who are the most creative and convincing in your like-ness. Yes, we know we're whores, so feed our attention needs, and enter to win.*
*Winners will be chosen at 12pm noon on Wednesday, September 1, and notified no later than 12pm noon on Thursday, September 2.
Visit our Facebook homepage here!
Do not be denied. Whomp.
