From the always reliable Jimmy Chen at HTML Giant, who uncovers the recent NY police report of when Jonathan Safran Foer was allegedly robbed and subdued by Keith Gessen and Marco Roth:
“Two assailants, allegedly the editors of culturally formbidable (sic) journal “n + 1,” came into Foer's Park Slope townhouse and 'ironically' restrained Foer's entire body using what they termed 'Safran Wrap.'”
Also reports that Foer was “teabagged” as his mouth was stuffed with two bags of chamomile in his mouth.
Check HTML Giant for the full report.
