Hey, she's 18 now, don't judge me.
For all I knew, she was just the big-headed, kind of hot daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. I knew she did some Disney channel television shows, but I'm a Looney Tunes and Hanna-Barbera type of guy. It's not like people were going all Olsen Twins for her 18th birthday, so how was I supposed to know she is really my soulmate? Then this video appeared, and I knew. Don't worry, she promised me the Bush playing in the background was not her choice. She thinks whoever is still listening to that shitty band should be shot too.
