We can't take credit for this one, but it was too brilliant not to share.
In honor of Pee-wee Herman's return, UGO took the painstaking time (well, is anything Pee-wee related painstaking?) to piece together every single word of the day from five seasons of Pee-wee's Playhouse. So sit back and watch Mr. Reubens spit out each scream-inducing one. RIP Phil Hartman.