Get Color is going to be rad, just listen:
But that's not all, L.A.'s HEALTH totally wants you to crash at their pads, give you bags of cat hair and go to Six Flags to ride bitching rollercoasters and get freaked out by that dancing old dude in a suit.
To promote the release of Get Color on September 8 on Lovepump United, HEALTH is giving away a plethora of colorful tickets. The first 66 of you to Get Color, get a ticket color indicating the level of prize won.
Gold Tickets = LA Adventure
A three day and two night round trip airfare to stay with the members of HEALTH to be loved and pampered with breakfast in bed and a trip to Six Flags.
But there is a catch:
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU HAVE BEEN REMANDED TO EITHER A PENITENTIARY OR A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY FOR A CUSTODIAL SENTENCE UP TO OR EXCEEDING 30 DAYS, PLEASE PROVIDE HEALTH WITH FULL DISCLOSURE. THIS IS FOR THEIR SAFETY AND YOURS.
The rest of it:
Multi-color Tickets = Care Packages
These will be comprised of personal items from each member. Surprise contents may run the gamut from rejuvenating facial mask to a framed photograph of B.J.'s mother.
Turquoise Tickets = Poster/Test Pressing
Win a hand silk screened poster or LP test pressing autographed by HEALTH in blood (wait, what?!).
Violet Tickets = Intoxicated Video Chat + Arts & Crafts Time
(This kind of “Arts & Crafts” time?)
HEALTH will get steadily inebriated with you over I-Chat, while working on a project. You have to provide your intoxicants, but when its all said and done, you'll have a bird feeder made from a milk carton.
NOTE: THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO SEND BODILY FLUIDS VIA STANDARD MAIL.
Orange Tickets = Autographed Vinyl
HEALTH will select a favorite album from their collections, sign it (ink this time, blood is strictly for Turquoise), and send it to you.
Red Tickets = Autographed Book
HEALTH will select a book from their personal libraries and include a signed inscription. Once again, no blood, but you can pick the genre preference! Although cookbooks and self help guides are of limited availability.
Green Tickets = Guest List for Two
This one is restricted to the Continental United States, but HEALTH will put you and a friend on the guest list to a show nearest you. Big deal, right? Well, how about they also spend time with you backstage and provide you with beer and snacks! Excited again?
Black Tickets = 1 HEALTH T-shirt
If you're into disturbing band fanaticism, your favorite member will wear the shirt for an entire day before shipping it to your doorstep. Mmmm, I want one that smells like John.
Blue Tickets = Autographed 7″ and a lock of a Band Member's Hair.
Realistically, you have to choose between B.J. or John for a lock, they're the only members with hair to spare.
Magenta Tickets = Miscellaneous
Options:
A. A historical themed phone call from HEALTH.
B. A recording of BJ covering a 90's song of your choice.
C. A recording of a short story by a band member.
D. HEALTH will personalize your voicemail greeting.
E. A bouquet of flowers from HEALTH.
F. An astrological consultation from Jupiter's mom.
G. A copy of John's student film.
H. An uplifting phone call from HEALTH's manager.
I. A personality test hand completed by a band member.
J. A bag of Jupiter's cat's hair plus a photo of her.
Fuchsia Tickets = Additional Miscellaneous
Options:
A. B.J.'s little league jacket.
B. A paper ninja star containing a gram of 40x Salvia (seriously?!).
C. A childhood toy.
D. Knitted scarf made by Jake's mother.
E. Band member fingerprints.
F. Mixtape/CD hand recorded by the band.
G. HEALTH's high school band's mixtape.
H. Jupiter Youth Package.
I. A painting by John's mother.
J. Learn a magic trick from HEALTH's manager via video chat.
L. Conference crank call a prominent indie musician with HEALTH.
