“Vote Vermin!” we say, and if you want to hang out with the only presidential candidate who makes any sense, then head over to Shea Stadium tonight for this benefit for his campaign. The So So Glos, Devin, Fluffer & Shilpa Ray are all playing, and Todd P. is on “the decks” (his laptop), so the music will be great. But the real highlight is that the only DIY candidate for president will be in the house. Maybe he'll put glitter on you! Maybe you can lobby for your favorite pony breed to become the national required pony! Whatever happens, remember to brush your teeth and be at Shea Stadium promptly this evening.
(If you don't know who Vermin Supreme is, we're not friends. But if you need a refresher, here's his inspiring debate performance.)