Yeah, we know it’s hard to care much about a league that disciplines marijuana tokers more harshly than wife beaters, but we have 17 fantasy football leagues we need to maintain and just used the word ‘tokers’ in a sentence. Point is—whether we want to admit it or not—even the least-caring sports fans have some vested interest in our real national pastime. With that in mind, we’ve given the NFL a once-over to determine what we can expect from each team. And in an effort to make this list as universal as possible, we’ve given them all a movie by whose standards we are to judge them. Today we break down the AFC in (literally) no particular order. Check back tomorrow to see what we think of the senior circuit.
