All the shit that's fit to link.
Dear God, If you are going to put me back on this earth after this life is over, please, please, please, send me back as a sea lion that fucks itself to death.
A bunch of punks miss Johnny Thunders. Can you blame them?
I'm not sold on Weezer + Weezy.
Americans are dumb. Canadians aren't.
Tao Lin sees signs, and reads them.
David Spade is a dickless weasel who wishes Chris Farley didn't do so much blow.
Some angel made it easier for women to store stuff in their boobs.