We know this happened a while ago, but we never actually saw footage until now. And we have to put our foot down. It's not right. BBC Four should feel like prigs, copping American Idol camera pans and dramatic, fast-focus angles for Maps! That stylistic shit is reserved exclusively for aging pop tarts lip-syncing in their underwear and effete dudes who don't know why they love to sing karaoke on national television so much… yet.
