What should Beyoncé and Jay-Z name their child?

Ari Spool

We're reading that Beyoncé and Jay-Z possibly had the baby but probably didn't yet. Either way, at some point, that little royalty nugget must emerge from between those award-winning thighs, and at that point he or she (or possibly, a golden blob of ephemeral fame-mist encased in a platinum egg) will need a name, as most humans do.

Here are a few possibilities:

GIRL NAMES

  • Beyoncé II
  • Beyoncita
  • Destiny's Child
  • Sasha Firstborn
  • Brooklyn
  • Marcy
  • Rihanna

BOY NAMES

  • AutomoBill
  • HOVito
  • Kanye
  • Brooklyn
  • Rolex
  • Deréon
  • Bob Fosse

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