Freeway's beard is like Marry Poppins' purse

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Freeway is so gangsta he robbed a Hasidic rabbi of his beard and let Eminem live in it while he wrote The Relapse. Apparently, Freeway's beard doubles as a rehab clinic; meals are provided by the leftovers caught by the thick curlys, group sessions at the sideburns, and 30 minute personal reflection time within the chin hairs.

Freeway, “Freeway's Beard”

Even though it could be a better, more focused track on the topic, “Freeway's Beard” is a hilarious song about the best beard on the planet. Peace to Kenny Rogers.