May's Most Average Moments

Four seasons in a year comes out to three months a season, but with winters lasting later than ever and summers starting earlier than ever—maybe some scientists should start investigating this—spring has become something of a bullshit season. In New York anyway, it seems as if in 2014 May is the only true month of spring we're going to get. Can we equate blooming flowers and rising temperatures with the world starting to go batshit crazy? Probably not, the world is mostly batshit crazy regardless of the season, but maybe we can get scientists to look into it after they're done figuring out these mysterious changing climates.