The Conservative meltdown will not be televised

Derek Evers

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Here's a tissue.

In the wake of President Obama's reelection, the majority of Americans (as proven by the popular vote) woke up today feeling relieved. The same cannot be said for some conservatives, who clearly think the country is going to hell in a handbag… with a joint in its hand (thank you Colorado and Washington!). So with that, we took to the tweets to see what the word is. And it looks like that word is despair. Or in the case of Victoria Jackson, complete and utter lunacy.

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Ann Coulter was't biting the heads off of babies as some have predicted, she was actually pretty reserved.

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The same cannot be said for Bryan Fischer. Here's hoping someone who actually served in WWII takes a baseball bat to his face.

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David Limbaugh is the slightly more sensible brother of crazy man Rush. In this instance, he's a realist.

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As was Erick Erickson.

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The old guard of crazies were at it, although their rally cries seem to be getting quieter and quieter.

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Then there's the “Where is Charlton Heston when you need him?” crew:

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Yet the Judge had one of our favorite tweets of the day. Fuck the cartels! (no sarcasm there.)

No one does crazy quite like the Don.

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And thank you Laura Ingraham for summarizing it all so perfectly.

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