66 Indie Band Names Taken From Feb. 5th’s New York Times

1. Unspeakable Assault
2. Braving the Elements
3. Elite Units
4. SuperPAC
5. Deep-pocketed Donors
6. Like-minded Colleagues
7. Steadfast Dog
8. Corrections
9. Still Defiant
10. Hamid Karzai & His Senior Aides
11. Immovable Cultural Relic
12. Labyrinthe Heart
13. Cultural Bureaucracy
14. Saboteurs on Sunday
15. Realm of Beasts
16. Seowon
17. American Bottom
18. Risk to the Bureaucracy
19. 9-9-9
20. Mr. Morse
21. Agents Who Know Us
22. Deputize
23. Mother Grateful
24. Top of the Women’s List
25. Voter Fraud
26. Dramatic Soprano
27. Nameless Europeans
28. Leaving Children Unattended
29. Ignore the Pigeons
30. Sudden Withdrawal
31. Born and Raised in Sweden
32. Last Second Heave
33. Explosive Playmakers
34. Cool and Dry
35. Central Plains
36. Curves Toward Capella
37. Real Estate Porn
38. Psychological Shadowlands
39. Echoes of the First
40. Pacioli’s Close Friend
41. Wink-wink
42. The Cut Up Method
43. Failed Allusions
44. Solo Traveler
45. Blond, Affable Man
46. Club Med Veterans
47. Amplified Oinking
48. Artistic Exile
49. Teenage Ears
50. Summer Kicks
51. Modernizing the Island
52. A Stab at Something Different
53. Falling Flat
54. Incompetent Cops
55. Libretto
56. Extremely Tender Feet
57. Rebel Festival
58. A Dreadlocked Mail Carrier
59. Not So Secret
60. That Certain Something
61. Searching for Answers
62. Probably a Backlash
63. Intangible
64. Digital Dominance
65. Bejeweled Albatross
66. Mental Maps

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