Greg Behrens's Posts
Oh, That’s Mature
Live each day like you’re surprised you’re still alive.
We’re Only Immortal for a Limited Time
It’s called a medical PRACTICE for a reason.
We're Only Immortal for a Limited Time
It's called a medical PRACTICE for a reason.
We're No. 1 whether you like it or not
Just sayin' what every red, white, and blue-blood American is thinkin'.
Time won't give me time
A polite request for "spare time" mixed with baffled musings on how anyone gets it.
The Least Wonderful Time of Year
Finding something else to talk about.
2013, a year in review
A look back at the biggest stories of inspiration.
Reflections on Turkey Day
Let's talk turkey about why Turkey Day is bullshit.
Thank you for being a friend
'Tis the season for giving thanks.
Get out of my dreams—and into my car.
Taking an endless lap around car enthusiasts.
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Counting the minutes until this week's scariest day.
That's the way the cookie crumbles
Git-r-done by not gittin-r-done what you usually git-r-do.
Give Credit Where Credit Is Due
Learning financial responsibility—one charge at a time.
Gluttony: It's what's for dinner
Food has never looked so good.
For the Love of the Game
Why play sports when you could write jokes?
What goes around comes around… I guess
Contemplating the meaning of Scott Stapp's life
What not to expect when you're not expecting
I bet you don't know what I'm going to talk about.
I don't wanna grow up
Being an adult is not all it's cracked up to be.
Countdown to extinction
A checklist of things to do before you die. Sort of.